Thick Naldo's Sensible Golf. Eighteen holes, par 72, with Kev on the bag and one of Colin, Sandra or Rodney for company.

How to play. Press play, then press any key on the title card. Click the screen and type on your own keyboard, or use the buttons and the box above, which type into the Spectrum for you. DRIVE, IRON, WEDGE, CHIP, BLAST or PUTT, or HIT and the game picks the club. If the Spectrum shows --- MORE ---, press SPACE.

ORB 001, 1984, £1.99. Written in C for the 48K ZX Spectrum and running here in an emulator. The tape (golf.tap) loads on real hardware too.

Emulation by JSSpeccy 3 by Matt Westcott (GPL-3). Spectrum ROM courtesy of Amstrad.