How to play. Switch on. You are Barry, father of the bride, at the wedding of Kevin and Denise, and you are leading the conga. Steer it round the dance floor with the cross. Dance through the guests waiting on the floor and they join the back of the line. Every fourth beat is the kick, on the bell: press A on it, the room shouts HEY and the streak goes up, and a long streak doubles and then trebles the points. Do not go off the floor, into a table or into your own conga. Uncle Derek is in the red suit. He is not to be collected. The night ends at midnight, when the taxis come.
Buttons. On your keyboard: the arrow keys, X for A, Z for B, ENTER for START (pause), BACKSPACE for SELECT, and A and S for L and R. A gamepad works too. On a phone or tablet, use the buttons under the screen: keep your thumb on the cross and slide it round to steer.
Turn the sound up. The kick is on the music. Go to SETTINGS, then AUDIO SYNC, once, and tap A with the thumps: it times the kick to your speakers. Bluetooth headphones are late. If yours are, the game sets KICK TIMING to RELAXED and leaves the HEY out, because a late HEY is worse than none. Speakers are better.
Scores. The game keeps its own Top Table, and your settings, in this browser. At the end of the night the results screen gives a code (QUOTE THIS CODE). Bring it to the workshop on page 900 and it may be printed in the newsletter under HIGH SCORES SENT IN. The code says what you scored. It cannot be made up.
ADVANCED WEDDING RECEPTION SIMULATOR is a Game Boy Advance cartridge and runs here in an emulator. The cartridge (wedding.gba) is a normal GBA ROM and runs in mGBA. Cartridges do not load. They are there at once. Accounts would like it known that this is why it costs more.
Emulation by mGBA by Jeffrey Pfau and contributors (Mozilla Public Licence 2.0), version 0.10.3 (source), unmodified, compiled for the browser. No BIOS is needed. Game Boy Advance is a trademark of Nintendo. Orbit Leisure has no connection with Nintendo, which has not been told.